Satire

(This is satire. The stories are fictitious and meant for amusement purposes only)

Monday, November 15, 2010

Puppies Terrorize Nursing Home



Earlier today it was reported that a mob descended on a retirement facility and subjected it residents with several wagons full of baby dogs to spread disease and over-excitement to the seniors. A group calling itself People United to Prolong life, or P.U.P., have their spent time on money on one goal, to destroy the strictly regulated lives of the discarded elderly. P.U.P.’s converges on a suspecting retirement community with bright red pull wagons of puppies and lets loose these hounds of hell on Grandma and Grandpa. The inmates are forced to endure savage licks and forced belly rubs. It is unclear when this abuse to our elderly will cease.

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